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Disheveled Tank Top

Description: I'm a mess, the world's a mess, everything is a God damned mess. At least we're still here.

Tags: gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq, pride
The Turning Tine Tank Top

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Tags: alchemy, lgbtq, lgbtqia, luck, lucky
The Turning Tine Tank Top

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Tags: geometric, geometric art, lgbtq, lgbtqia, luck
The Blooming Edge Tank Top

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Tags: alchemy, gay, geometric art, lesbian, lgbtq
The Blooming Edge Tank Top

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Tags: alchemy, gay, gay pride, geometric, lesbian
The Ember Wake Tank Top

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Tags: alchemy, gay, glyph, lesbian, lgbtq
The Ember Wake Tank Top

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Tags: colorful, gay, geometric, lesbian, lgbtq
Null Crown 2 Tank Top

Description: May you hide in plain sight. May their eyes be blinded to your intentions.

Tags: alchemy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, evil eye, geometric
The Null Crown Tank Top

Description: Every little thing you do is tragic, everything you do just turns me off.

Tags: all seeing eye, ancient egypt, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, egypt
Camooflage Tank Top

Description: Cows hide. Leather, baby.

Tags: animal, cow, cowboy, cowgirl, cows
Meta Commentary 3 Tank Top

Description: We're gonna find our selfie, alone in a world.

Tags: camera lens, camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art
Meta Commentary 2 Tank Top

Description: To love one's selfie, is to love one's self.

Tags: camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art, photograph
Meta Commentary Tank Top

Description: To thy own selfie be true.

Tags: camera, camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art
Nobody here but us cats. Tank Top

Description: Meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meeeeow. Mow.

Tags: animal, cat dad, cat lady, cat lover, cat mom
F.A.F.O. 2 Tank Top

Description: Rock and roll and FAFO

Tags: anti trump, band, band merch, bandshirt, fafo
F.A.F.O. Tank Top

Description: Rock and Roll Shirt for the whole Band.

Tags: anti trump, fafo, find out, fuck around, fuck off
Honeymooner Tank Top

Description: We can only be a thing, we might only have a fling. I might even buy you a ring! Made of candy, and rubber strings.

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sayings
Fuck the Law 3 Tank Top

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?

Tags: fuck off, fuck the patriarchy, fuck the police, fuck you, gay
Fuck The Law 2 Tank Top

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon? - Dimension 20

Tags: 8bit, acab, feminism, fuck the patriarchy, fuck the police
Fuck the Law Tank Top

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon? - Dimension 20

Tags: acab, d20, dnd5e, fuck off, gay
Illegal Identity 3 Tank Top

Description: Imagine making it illegal to love someone your own age. Consenting Adults having fun and being in love 🥰

Tags: gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq, pansexual
Illegal Identity 2 Tank Top

Description: It's weird that our existence is so inflammatory in so many countries 😳

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay rights, lesbian, lgbtq
Self-esteem Tank Top

Description: I've got pride, I've got power, I'm a bad mamma jamma. Who takes no shit, from nobody.

Tags: bobsled, cool running, cool runnings, inspirational, jamaican
Be Still My Heart 2 Tank Top

Description: Someone caught a buzz off my peach fuzz from my Florida Navel.

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drink, drinking
Be Still My Heart 1 Tank Top

Description: Alcohol might not be the answer, but it is an answer.

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, drink, drinking
Harold Hill Tank Top

Description: Idle Hands are the Devil's playground, trouble.

Tags: band, music, music is life, music lover, musical
Hippie Shite Tank Top

Description: Across a universe, you find a lime. Twigs and seeds, and a finished bag of chips.

Tags: 420, 420 weed, dope, heart, joint
Unevolved Leaders Tank Top

Description: The damage being done by the apes in charge will echo throughout history. A new Gilded age? That's Bananas 🍌

Tags: anti trump, dei, diversity, diversity equity inclusion, diversity matters
Loot the Bodies Tank Top

Description: I can't stress this enough!!!

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons
Elbows Up Tank Top

Description: Keep your gaurd up.

Tags: canada, canada is not for sale, canadian, canadian culture, canadian heritage
Po-ta-toes Tank Top

Description: Old Halfling Moto.

Tags: bilbo, fantasy, frodo, gandalf, hobbit
Get Loaded Tank Top

Description: How do you like your potatoes?

Tags: annoying, burgers, burgle your turts, cartoons, chef
Harmful if Swallowed Tank Top

Description: Danger. This comes with small parts that can be accidentally Swallowed.

Tags: caution, cute, danger, dangerous, dick joke
M.A.G.ay Tank Top

Description: Make America Gay Again.

Tags: bisexual, fuck trump, gay, gay pride, lesbian
Shark Bite III Tank Top

Description: You know, really sink those teeth in.

Tags: baby shark, daddy shark, fathers day, funny shark, mothers day
Shark Bite II Tank Top

Description: A nibble may not be enough.

Tags: baby shark, cute shark, daddy shark, fathers day, mothers day

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