T-Shirts

Description: I'm a mess, the world's a mess, everything is a God damned mess. At least we're still here.

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Description: May you hide in plain sight. May their eyes be blinded to your intentions.

Description: Every little thing you do is tragic, everything you do just turns me off.

Description: Cows hide. Leather, baby.

Description: We're gonna find our selfie, alone in a world.

Description: To love one's selfie, is to love one's self.

Description: To thy own selfie be true.

Description: Meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meeeeow. Mow.

Description: Rock and roll and FAFO

Description: Rock and Roll Shirt for the whole Band.

Description: We can only be a thing, we might only have a fling. I might even buy you a ring! Made of candy, and rubber strings.

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon?

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon? - Dimension 20

Description: Listen here's the thing – I don't know what you kids are up to, but I do know one thing: laws are threats made by the dominant socio-economic, ethnic group in a given nation. It's just a promise of violence that's enacted and police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean? You guys want to make some bacon? - Dimension 20

Description: Imagine making it illegal to love someone your own age. Consenting Adults having fun and being in love 🥰

Description: It's weird that our existence is so inflammatory in so many countries 😳

Description: I've got pride, I've got power, I'm a bad mamma jamma. Who takes no shit, from nobody.

Description: Someone caught a buzz off my peach fuzz from my Florida Navel.

Description: Alcohol might not be the answer, but it is an answer.

Description: Idle Hands are the Devil's playground, trouble.

Description: Across a universe, you find a lime. Twigs and seeds, and a finished bag of chips.

Description: The damage being done by the apes in charge will echo throughout history. A new Gilded age? That's Bananas 🍌

Description: I can't stress this enough!!!

Description: Keep your gaurd up.

Description: Old Halfling Moto.

Description: How do you like your potatoes?

Description: Danger. This comes with small parts that can be accidentally Swallowed.

Description: Make America Gay Again.

Description: You know, really sink those teeth in.

Description: A nibble may not be enough.