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Hola Diablo Blanco Magnet

Description: Fuck Ice

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump
Fuck Ice Magnet

Description: Fuck Ice!!!

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump
Clam Bake Magnet

Description: Clams come in all shapes and sizes.

Tags: adult, big cock, big dick, big dick energy, lgbtq
Mystery Meat Magnet

Description: Don't ask how the Hotdog is made.

Tags: burger, burgers, cheeseburger, fast food, gay
Reefer Madness 2.0 Magnet

Description: Alcohol sales are down to their lowest in 90 years.

Tags: 420, blunt, blunt hits, cult classic, cult movies
Scromiting Magnet

Description: Getting High hasn't been this "dangerous" since they made all that shit up after prohibition to criminalize minorities.

Tags: 420, cult classic, cult movies, joint, mary jane
A Fork Stuck in the Road Magnet

Description: Time grabs you by the wrist, Directs you where to go.

Tags: america, freedom charlie kirk, freedom fighter, freedom for all, freedom of expression
Kara Zor-El Magnet

Description: Traumatized and ready for a red sun

Tags: comic, comic books, comics, dc, dc comics
Blue Boy Magnet

Description: Super Radioactive ☢

Tags: comics, dark knight, dc, dc comics, dc universe
Superman Magnet

Description: A bird? a plane?.... some dude in a cape.

Tags: comics, dc, dc comics, dc universe, kara danvers
Rude Pyramid Magnet

Description: 2000 daily calories of shut the hell up.

Tags: food, food lover, food pun, funny gift, funny sayings
Piggy Palace Magnet

Description: They'd watch TV, and mimic the men they see on it.

Tags: book, books, bookworm, donald trump, library
Animal Farm Magnet

Description: And they started walking on two feet, and wearing clothes like men.

Tags: book, book lover, books, election, literature
Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Magnet

Description: Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Ooohhhhhhhhh!

Tags: adventure, adventure time, bluebird, cartoon character, cartoon network
Charlie Burger Magnet

Description: All you can eat.

Tags: army, burger, cheeseburger, fast food, gay
Cap Collector Magnet

Description: I've done things. Things that would make a mole rat blush.

Tags: apocalypse, bottlecap, fallout 4, fallout 76, fallout amazon
Little Pizza Shit Magnet

Description: He's a cute lil turd.

Tags: christmas, emoji, emoticon, face, food
Disposable Magnet

Description: Make sure you store properly. Hazardous when handled.

Tags: batman, bike, biker, comics, dark knight
Theory of a Fuck Magnet

Description: An Unstoppable Fuck in motion will have equal and opposite immovable objects.

Tags: biology, chemist, chemistry, fuck off, funny
Jurassic Measures Magnet

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, dino, dinosaur lover, jurassic, prehistoric
Jurassic Times Magnet

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, brachiosaurus, cute, dino, dinosaur lover
Rainbow Burgers Magnet

Description: Take a Big Gay bite out of life.

Tags: burger, burger lover, fast food, food, gay
Killer Vibes Magnet

Description: Cheese, cheese, cheese.... Ha, ha, ha.

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, fridaythe13th
Au Pair Magnet

Description: A spoon full of Medicine helps the candy go down.

Tags: addams family, au pair, babysitter, babysitting, childcare
Fuck Youbies Magnet

Description: Tits that just scream, "Fuck You".

Tags: big boobs, boobie, female, feminist, fuck off
Bad Time Magnet

Description: Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill.

Tags: blade, fuck it, fuck off, funny, go fuck yourself
Metal Ratz Magnet

Description: Blood, Noise, Metal and Fire!

Tags: gay, gay pride, heavy metal, lesbian, lgbtq
Transtifa Flag Magnet

Description: Free D.C. and Free Palestinian, Trump is the Hitler of out time.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
Weird Hill to Die on Magnet

Description: At least you'll be dead....

Tags: dead, death, funny, halloween, horror
Armed and Transgender Magnet

Description: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Tags: 2nd amendment, gay, gay rights, gun rights, guns
Right to Be Armed Magnet

Description: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Tags: 2nd amendment, gay, gay pride, gun rights, guns
Blowhard Magnet

Description: Like a Child, walking into the middle of a movie... you have no poison reference.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, donny, fdt
She's a Brick House Magnet

Description: A Brick SHITHOUSE!!! Damn.

Tags: big girl, big girls, cross stitch, disco, embroidery
FUCKIN GONUTS Magnet

Description: Keep running and Dunkin.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee
Mega Maga Magnet

Description: Jeffery, oh Jeffery.... Donnie's only friend. Jeffery, OH Jeffery... how did you meet your end?

Tags: cartman, comedy, comedy central, conspiracy, epstein
32 flavors Magnet

Description: Now Serving Cunt, get it while it's frosty

Tags: drag, drag queen, drag race, gay, ice cream

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