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Kids Hoodies

Disposable Kids Hoodie

Description: Make sure you store properly. Hazardous when handled.

Tags: batman, bike, biker, comics, dark knight
Jurassic Measures Kids Hoodie

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, dino, dinosaur lover, jurassic, prehistoric
Jurassic Times Kids Hoodie

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, brachiosaurus, cute, dino, dinosaur lover
Rainbow Burgers Kids Hoodie

Description: Take a Big Gay bite out of life.

Tags: burger, burger lover, fast food, food, gay
Killer Vibes Kids Hoodie

Description: Cheese, cheese, cheese.... Ha, ha, ha.

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, fridaythe13th
Au Pair Kids Hoodie

Description: A spoon full of Medicine helps the candy go down.

Tags: addams family, au pair, babysitter, babysitting, childcare
Metal Ratz Kids Hoodie

Description: Blood, Noise, Metal and Fire!

Tags: gay, gay pride, heavy metal, lesbian, lgbtq
Transtifa Flag Kids Hoodie

Description: Free D.C. and Free Palestinian, Trump is the Hitler of out time.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
Disheveled Kids Hoodie

Description: I'm a mess, the world's a mess, everything is a God damned mess. At least we're still here.

Tags: gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq, pride
The Turning Tine Kids Hoodie

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Tags: alchemy, lgbtq, lgbtqia, luck, lucky
The Turning Tine Kids Hoodie

Description: This sigil operates like a magnet for fortuitous synchronicity. It draws pathways toward good outcomes while destabilizing the psychic scaffolding of those who fixate harmfully upon you. It does not “curse” in the traditional sense—it causes those wishing you ill to stumble over their own misaligned intent.

Tags: geometric, geometric art, lgbtq, lgbtqia, luck
The Blooming Edge Kids Hoodie

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Tags: alchemy, gay, geometric art, lesbian, lgbtq
The Blooming Edge Kids Hoodie

Description: This sigil carries the frequency of uprising through beauty, and transformation through shared truth. It does not strike—it unfurls. It awakens. Use The Blooming Edge when you seek to: Reignite passion within oppressed voices Amplify radical joy and creativity Break constructs rooted in supremacy and stagnation Channel healing rebellion through art, movement, and connection

Tags: alchemy, gay, gay pride, geometric, lesbian
The Ember Wake Kids Hoodie

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Tags: alchemy, gay, glyph, lesbian, lgbtq
The Ember Wake Kids Hoodie

Description: Meaning & Use: The Ember Wake is a sigil of ignition and restoration—born from ancestral fires, queer defiance, and the unbreakable pulse of collective dreaming. Its golden-yellow light is an echo of both solar power and ritual flame. The sigil is designed to inspire rebellion without shame, restore agency, and call forward visionary joy from the margins.

Tags: colorful, gay, geometric, lesbian, lgbtq
Null Crown 2 Kids Hoodie

Description: May you hide in plain sight. May their eyes be blinded to your intentions.

Tags: alchemy, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, evil eye, geometric
The Null Crown Kids Hoodie

Description: Every little thing you do is tragic, everything you do just turns me off.

Tags: all seeing eye, ancient egypt, conspiracy, conspiracy theory, egypt
Meta Commentary 3 Kids Hoodie

Description: We're gonna find our selfie, alone in a world.

Tags: camera lens, camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art
Meta Commentary 2 Kids Hoodie

Description: To love one's selfie, is to love one's self.

Tags: camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art, photograph
Meta Commentary Kids Hoodie

Description: To thy own selfie be true.

Tags: camera, camera lover, graphic art design, graphic print, graphic print art
Nobody here but us cats. Kids Hoodie

Description: Meow meow. Meow meow meow. Meeeeow. Mow.

Tags: animal, cat dad, cat lady, cat lover, cat mom
Honeymooner Kids Hoodie

Description: We can only be a thing, we might only have a fling. I might even buy you a ring! Made of candy, and rubber strings.

Tags: bachelorette, bachelorette party, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sayings
Illegal Identity 3 Kids Hoodie

Description: Imagine making it illegal to love someone your own age. Consenting Adults having fun and being in love 🥰

Tags: gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq, pansexual
Illegal Identity 2 Kids Hoodie

Description: It's weird that our existence is so inflammatory in so many countries 😳

Tags: bisexual, gay, gay rights, lesbian, lgbtq
Self-esteem Kids Hoodie

Description: I've got pride, I've got power, I'm a bad mamma jamma. Who takes no shit, from nobody.

Tags: bobsled, cool running, cool runnings, inspirational, jamaican
Harold Hill Kids Hoodie

Description: Idle Hands are the Devil's playground, trouble.

Tags: band, music, music is life, music lover, musical
Loot the Bodies Kids Hoodie

Description: I can't stress this enough!!!

Tags: d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons
Elbows Up Kids Hoodie

Description: Keep your gaurd up.

Tags: canada, canada is not for sale, canadian, canadian culture, canadian heritage
Po-ta-toes Kids Hoodie

Description: Old Halfling Moto.

Tags: bilbo, fantasy, frodo, gandalf, hobbit
Get Loaded Kids Hoodie

Description: How do you like your potatoes?

Tags: annoying, burgers, burgle your turts, cartoons, chef
Harmful if Swallowed Kids Hoodie

Description: Danger. This comes with small parts that can be accidentally Swallowed.

Tags: caution, cute, danger, dangerous, dick joke
Shark Bite III Kids Hoodie

Description: You know, really sink those teeth in.

Tags: baby shark, daddy shark, fathers day, funny shark, mothers day
Shark Bite II Kids Hoodie

Description: A nibble may not be enough.

Tags: baby shark, cute shark, daddy shark, fathers day, mothers day
Shark Bite Kids Hoodie

Description: I wanna get a little nibble.

Tags: baby shark, cute shark, daddy, daddy shark, fathers day
Little Pizza Shit (Pride Flag) Kids Hoodie

Description: Rainbow poo, here to support you.

Tags: gay, gay pride, humor, lesbian, lgbtq
Little Pizza Shit (Transgender Flag) Kids Hoodie

Description: New little doodle wants to join the conversation. Little Pizza Shit.

Tags: gay pride, humor, lesbian, lgbtq, pizza

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