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Fuck Ice Bag

Description: Fuck Ice!!!

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump
Clam Bake Bag

Description: Clams come in all shapes and sizes.

Tags: adult, big cock, big dick, big dick energy, lgbtq
Mystery Meat Bag

Description: Don't ask how the Hotdog is made.

Tags: burger, burgers, cheeseburger, fast food, gay
Reefer Madness 2.0 Bag

Description: Alcohol sales are down to their lowest in 90 years.

Tags: 420, blunt, blunt hits, cult classic, cult movies
Scromiting Bag

Description: Getting High hasn't been this "dangerous" since they made all that shit up after prohibition to criminalize minorities.

Tags: 420, cult classic, cult movies, joint, mary jane
A Fork Stuck in the Road Bag

Description: Time grabs you by the wrist, Directs you where to go.

Tags: america, freedom charlie kirk, freedom fighter, freedom for all, freedom of expression
Kara Zor-El Bag

Description: Traumatized and ready for a red sun

Tags: comic, comic books, comics, dc, dc comics
Blue Boy Bag

Description: Super Radioactive ☢

Tags: comics, dark knight, dc, dc comics, dc universe
Superman Bag

Description: A bird? a plane?.... some dude in a cape.

Tags: comics, dc, dc comics, dc universe, kara danvers
Rude Pyramid Bag

Description: 2000 daily calories of shut the hell up.

Tags: food, food lover, food pun, funny gift, funny sayings
Piggy Palace Bag

Description: They'd watch TV, and mimic the men they see on it.

Tags: book, books, bookworm, donald trump, library
Animal Farm Bag

Description: And they started walking on two feet, and wearing clothes like men.

Tags: book, book lover, books, election, literature
Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Bag

Description: Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Not Setting up the Chairs Next Time Ooohhhhhhhhh!

Tags: adventure, adventure time, bluebird, cartoon character, cartoon network
Charlie Burger Bag

Description: All you can eat.

Tags: army, burger, cheeseburger, fast food, gay
Cap Collector Bag

Description: I've done things. Things that would make a mole rat blush.

Tags: apocalypse, bottlecap, fallout 4, fallout 76, fallout amazon
Little Pizza Shit Bag

Description: He's a cute lil turd.

Tags: christmas, emoji, emoticon, face, food
Disposable Bag

Description: Make sure you store properly. Hazardous when handled.

Tags: batman, bike, biker, comics, dark knight
Theory of a Fuck Bag

Description: An Unstoppable Fuck in motion will have equal and opposite immovable objects.

Tags: biology, chemist, chemistry, fuck off, funny
Jurassic Measures Bag

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, dino, dinosaur lover, jurassic, prehistoric
Jurassic Times Bag

Description: Dinosaur sized problems need Dinosaur sized solutions

Tags: allosaurus, brachiosaurus, cute, dino, dinosaur lover
Rainbow Burgers Bag

Description: Take a Big Gay bite out of life.

Tags: burger, burger lover, fast food, food, gay
Killer Vibes Bag

Description: Cheese, cheese, cheese.... Ha, ha, ha.

Tags: camp crystal lake, crystal lake, friday 13th, friday the 13th, fridaythe13th
Au Pair Bag

Description: A spoon full of Medicine helps the candy go down.

Tags: addams family, au pair, babysitter, babysitting, childcare
Fuck Youbies Bag

Description: Tits that just scream, "Fuck You".

Tags: big boobs, boobie, female, feminist, fuck off
Bad Time Bag

Description: Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill.

Tags: blade, fuck it, fuck off, funny, go fuck yourself
Metal Ratz Bag

Description: Blood, Noise, Metal and Fire!

Tags: gay, gay pride, heavy metal, lesbian, lgbtq
Transtifa Flag Bag

Description: Free D.C. and Free Palestinian, Trump is the Hitler of out time.

Tags: anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, antifascist
Weird Hill to Die on Bag

Description: At least you'll be dead....

Tags: dead, death, funny, halloween, horror
Armed and Transgender Bag

Description: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Tags: 2nd amendment, gay, gay rights, gun rights, guns
Right to Be Armed Bag

Description: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed"

Tags: 2nd amendment, gay, gay pride, gun rights, guns
Blowhard Bag

Description: Like a Child, walking into the middle of a movie... you have no poison reference.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti trump, donny, fdt
She's a Brick House Bag

Description: A Brick SHITHOUSE!!! Damn.

Tags: big girl, big girls, cross stitch, disco, embroidery
FUCKIN GONUTS Bag

Description: Keep running and Dunkin.

Tags: caffeine, caffeine addict, coffee, coffee drinks, cup of coffee
Mega Maga Bag

Description: Jeffery, oh Jeffery.... Donnie's only friend. Jeffery, OH Jeffery... how did you meet your end?

Tags: cartman, comedy, comedy central, conspiracy, epstein
32 flavors Bag

Description: Now Serving Cunt, get it while it's frosty

Tags: drag, drag queen, drag race, gay, ice cream
Disheveled Bag

Description: I'm a mess, the world's a mess, everything is a God damned mess. At least we're still here.

Tags: gay, gay pride, lesbian, lgbtq, pride

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